Sunday, January 8, 2012

This is not your Father's......


................National Geographic.

Marty

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Who's on first?


....and to think he could have been President.

Marty

Friday, January 6, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!


We have our first Wiener of the New Year!!

Mary Pollard in front of her daughter Maggie
this week by a mere minute with the correct answer...
Emmitt Perry, Jr...aka Tyler "Madea" Perry.

I must have been living under a rock.....
but I had no clue to who he/she was until New Years Eve when we watched
"Madea's Big Happy Family" and although it is not Oscar quality....
I can guarantee you a couple of laughing fits
where you won't be able to suck in enough air to live another day.

-"Hellur!?" Tyler earned 130 million dollars last year topping
Forbes' list of highest paid men entertainers!
-Dad was constantly beating him as a kid....
which led him to change his name from Emmitt to Tyler
when he was 16 years old....to further distance himself from his Dad.
-Molested by a family member as a child...
and found out that his Dad had molested one of his friends.
-Never graduated from High School....but did obtain his GED.
-After watching an Oprah episode about the therapeutic benefits that creative writing had....he started writing and decided that this would be his future.
-Had a small role in a Star Trek film after being invited by director J.J. Abrams.


Think I will delve deeper into the Madea catalog this weekend.

Marty
Marion, IL


Thursday, January 5, 2012

Snoop D-O to the double G...come on down!


Bob Barker is spinning in his grave......
oh wait....

he's not dead yet.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Trivia Tuesday!!

Well hellur to 2012 and to the first TT of the New Year.

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the gentleman above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
-Producer/author/songwriter are some of the things on his resume.
-Makes more than most.
-Not a big fan of his Dad.
-Oprah changed his life.
-Once appeared in a Star Trek film.
-Funny guy.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Monday, January 2, 2012

I resolve to....


....start diet today.

Marty

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Years & a CHA....CHA....CHA!

Not such a great pic to ring in 2012....
but hey.....the truth hurts!

Happy 46 bro!

Marty

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011

Only 360 more shopping days until Xmas......


....these would look so great on my Impala.

Marty

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Roadkill Rejects 2011.....


Some clips that didn't make the 2011 Blog.

Marty

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Merry Christmas from The Johnson's!


Note to myself.......
good idea for next year!

Marty

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas.....


....early Terry Gilliam.....
pre-Monty Python.

Marty

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Only 1 more day left till Xmas.....


You could get me a Rollerman outfit......2XL.

Marty

Friday, December 23, 2011

Only 2 more days left till Xmas.....

A cowhide motorcycle suit will set you back $1,143.
Features:
- Incredible attention to detail, featuring form molded details like never before.
- Raised rib detailing on the sleeves, shoulders, legs, torso
and midsection perfectly replicating the look of rigid armor.
- Adjustable forearms, biceps, thighs and shin leather armor
allow for a personalized ‘custom’ body fit.
- Snap buttons on the cuffs and wrist zippers.
- Jacket and Pants zip together at the waist essentially converting this to a one-piece body suit.
- CE-approved body armor in the shoulders, forearms/elbow, back spine protector, thighs and knee/shin armor is standard for riders but is easily removed for day-to-day wear.

http://www.udreplicas.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=61

Marty

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Only 3 more days left till Xmas.....


These next few days will be spent giving my last minute
Christmas Gift suggestions to my loved ones....

You may take my hints....
or just buy me underwear.

Either way...I'm a happy man.

Marty

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Santa FAQs.....



.....more info on Santa than you needed to know.

Marty

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Vacation.....


Trivia Tuesday is on Christmas Vacation and will be returning
on TUESDAY, January 3rd of next year.
We are VERY busy this week shopping, eating, napping and watching the original Christmas Vacation movie...
over and over again.

Hope you all have the "Hap Hap Happiest" of Christmases
and you 2011 winners should be watching your mailbox.
And to you losers & wallflowers....
there's always next year!!



Marty

Monday, December 19, 2011

.....and how's your Monday?



Marty
Lockport, IL
Vacation till 2012!!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Amish Christmas Light Display....


.....wait for it......!

(Thanks to my RK correspondent in Cedarburg, WI!!)

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Xmas lights up?.....check!



Maribeth finally finished our lights.

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Friday, December 16, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!

Congrats little Jimmy Farrell for having this week's correct answer....
Mr. Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich.

Pretty weird but interesting dude.....
Take some time and read this before you vote!


This NY Times article is about 17 years old....but interesting.
Got to love his reasoning for divorcing his first teacher/wife....
He said:
'She's not young enough or pretty enough
to be the wife of a President.
And besides, she has cancer.'

and you wonder why we are in the boat we are in....
but I digress.
....did I mention that he's Catholic!?


Merry Holidays!

Marty
Siren, WI

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jinglelingle Bells.....



....another reason to hate cats.

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Marketing 101.....

Get your Jesus Birthday Trees!!
......as seen in Cadillac, MI yesterday.
Merry Holidays!

Marty
Menasha, WI

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

Hello Tuesday!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name Mr. Lambchop
above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT BRAGGING RIGHTS for the next 7 days!!

Hints....

-Secretly dated his H.S. teacher.....and eventually married her.
-Went the other way with his new wife.....
she is a couple of "decades" younger than him.
-Has another wife inbetween...and by the way he's Catholic!
-His parents were only married for a few days.....and he's the result.
-Big dinosaur fan.
-No relation to Austin Powers.

Marty
Cadillac, MI

Monday, December 12, 2011

Winter Getaway.........

Hotel Kakslauttanen

Hotel Kakslauttanen

View the Northern Lights from your own personal glass Igloo.
About as close to the North Pole as you can get....
without being an Elf.


Marty
Toledo, OH

Sunday, December 11, 2011

To see....or not to see....



....that is the question.
Coming to you from the Farrelly Bros. in Spring 2012.

Marty

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Beep....Beep.


....and you thought the Ryan was bad.

Marty

Friday, December 9, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

Mz. Maggie Pollard set the alarm clock early last Tuesday
and was first in with another person who sets her alarm clock early.....
my Black Friday Favorite.......
comedian Maria Bamford...
aka The Target Lady.

Thanks for the Deborah Norville guesses....I kind of see that now.
....but whoever guessed Bobby Valentine
(and you know who you are)
you need to hit the snooze button next week!

Here's some of her greatest hits....








....and my favorite...
"Don't touch the bow!"


Marty
Ottawa, IL

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Say Cheese!


Marty
Whiting, IN


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I do.....


Marty
Vandalia, IL

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

OK Gang.....Happy December!
Only a couple of more TT's until Christmas!!
The Roadkill Elves are busy packing and shipping out TT GRAND PRIZES so be watching your mailboxes if you have been good boys and girls.

Back to this week....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly
name the lady holding the pooch....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--her dad was a doctor in the Navy.
--you may have seen her on Leno or Kimmel.
--she is pretty busy this time of year.
--won't find her shopping at Wal*Mart.

That's all you get.....I need a win!

Marty
Ramsey, IL

Monday, December 5, 2011

The reason I don't have Sirius Radio.....

.....heard this pulling out of Cleveland on Sunday.
Is it wrong?


Reminded me of this.....


Marty
Whiting, IN

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Road trip.....

Me and the Mrs....
gettin' some culture this weekend......

in Cleveland!?!?!?

Severance Hall in Cleveland with the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra.
No....really......
Cleveland has an orchestra!!
(kind of a late B-Day gift to me)

Randy Newman performed Saturday night with the full CSO at a great concert venue.
Lots of hits along with scores from "The Natural" and "Toy Story".



"I Miss You" was a song written to
his ex-wife.....
great song....
and with the orchestra behind him I was
crying like Julia Roberts.

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Saturday, December 3, 2011

I know what you're thinking....


....your Christmas train looks pretty lame.

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Friday, December 2, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


Mr. James P. Farrell was the first one in this week with
James Maury "Jim" Henson.

--The Muppet creator was born in Greenville, Mississippi.
--He died of pneumonia at age 53...
only weeks after this Arsenio Hall clip above.
--He didn't want to go to the hospital....or impose on anyone for help.
--He died just days before selling the Muppets to Disney.
--Had two Hollywood Stars...one for him...one for Kermit.
--No one was allowed to wear black at his funeral.
--The pic....it's not "easy being green".

Worth it to watch "Clifford" at the end of this Arsenio clip.....
Clifford is voiced by Kevin Clash...who also voices ELMO.

Marty
Chicago, IL

Thursday, December 1, 2011

On this first day of December.....


......think warm thoughts!!

Mr. Farrell and I will accomplish this next summer...
me on the dock.....
and Jim in a kayak

Marty
Rushville, IN

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

You asked for it.....


....more "Guy on a Buffalo"!!

Marty
New Albany, IN

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

OK gang....back in the saddle for the last TT of November!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the poser above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--Born well south of the Ohio River.
--NOT Marty Allen.
--A Christian Scientist....which may have led to his demise.
--Always cracked me up.
--Had his own stamp and Hollywood Star(s).
--Appeared on shows from Ed Sullivan to SNL.
--No black at his funeral.
--The picture above holds a clue.

Marty
Detroit, MI

Monday, November 28, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Atomic Annie......

Some historic footage of a test using the Atomic Cannon back in the '50's.
U.S. built 20 of these cannons ($800,000 ea.) in the early 50's
that could launch a warhead 7 miles.

They were tractor loaded and could be ready to launch in 15 mins....
and back on the road in another 15 mins.

They were never used other than this one test and were all retired in 1963.

Marty

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Cha...Cha....Cha....




I'm feeling thankful
for the small things, today.

Marty

Friday, November 25, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

Mz. Molly Flynn was the first one in this week with
BOTH names needed in a TWOFER!
(although like others.....it took a second email to win!!)

Willard Mitt Romney and his wife Ann.....
were this week's correct guesses.

--Both grew up in Detroit.
--He was named after Willard J. Marriott....
a friend of his fathers and founder of the Marriott Hotel chain....
and Marriot's Great America....hence the roller coaster named Willard's Whizzer.
--The name "Mitt" came from his Dad's cousin Milton "Mitt" Romney who was a Chicago Bear quarterback back in the 1920's.
--Was involved in a car accident in Southern France in the '60's where a passenger of his was killed.....although not his fault. He was in France on a 30-month tour as a Mormon Missionary.

Marty
Marion, IL

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Turkey Time!



Gobble.....Gobble!

Marty
Home

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Trivia Tuesday Twofer!!

OK gang......last TT before Turkey Day!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the couple above...
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--Both are Motowners.
--Elementary school sweethearts....
--Have been married for over 40 years....
--"His" name is tied to the Chicago Bears and to a hotel chain.
--While in Motown....he was a security guard at a car factory.
--He speaks French.
--He was once in a car accident where one of his passengers was killed.
--Need his full name....not sure if his first or middle is worse.
--Their combined net worth.......$250 million.

Marty
St. Louis, MO

Monday, November 21, 2011

Don't have the iPhone 4S???



.....it could be worse.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Sunday, November 20, 2011

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!

Interesting commercial targeting Canadian Geese.......
who have to ship hockey sticks......
to their poodle friends in Florida.

I'm more old school......
Getting ready for Xmas shopping!

Marty
Alorton, IL

Saturday, November 19, 2011

My Dad's Car......


.......I don't think I'd ever find Joe's Vega.

Marty

Friday, November 18, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

Oh Sweet Child O' Mine......
Chuck Pollard was the first and ONLY one in this week with none other than
Mr.William Bruce Rose, Jr.......or Axl Rose to you and me.

Interesting feller....
but terrible singer although Rolling Stone Magazine thinks differently.
....and so do the packed house who came to see him at the All State Arena this week
even though he showed up 2 hours late for the show.
....and played well after 2 in the morning.....
on a Tuesday night!

Axl came to mind last weekend when I heard his 10 MINUTE long cover of
"Knockin' on Heavens Door"
hey...hey...hey......ouch.
I think his shorts are on too tight.



Marty
Black River Falls, WI

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Jesus Christ! The Musical!!




So wrong......but wait for it.

Marty
Siren, WI

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Parahawking....



Come fly with me....

Marty
Siren, WI

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!!

Happy Tuesday people!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the Hoosier above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--Sung in his church choir and in his High School Chorus.
--He was not a Purduette!
--but considered to be one of the greatest "voices" ever!
--Has a very high I.Q. .....considering he's from Indiana.
--Like most Hooisers.....his dad abondoned the family at an early age.
--Dad was later found murdered.

Marty
Detroit, MI

Monday, November 14, 2011

The Earth's a big, blue marble.....


....when you see it from out there.


Marty
Detroit, MI

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Randy in Austin.......

Austin City Limits has been around since I was in 8th grade.....
and still may be one of the better shows on television.

Randy Newman was on last night......watch for a repeat on PBS.
Or you can watch the full episode online now until 12/10.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


On this Veterans Day.....
Mr. James Farrell was in by a nose with this week's correct answer.
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney
Watch his take above on D-Day....
one of his best.



....and if you're not watching
"Vietnam in HD"
on the History Channel this week...
you need to start.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Thursday, November 10, 2011

You know you're in Southern Illinois.....

.....when the Marion Rural King opens up their "Toy Department" for Xmas.
(Hope you like John Deere kids)

.....when the Marion Rural King kicks off their Fall Apparel Collection
.....and this year's "color" is camouflage.


.....at 72*,
it's easy for flowers to fight for another November day!

Marty
Goreville, IL

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

DAM!



The White Salmon River in Washington state is flowing again as the nearly 100-year-old Condit Dam was disabled with explosives last week.
The reservoir draining took about 2 hours.
Further demolition is scheduled in 2012.
The event is a significant milestone for river
restoration and dam removal nationwide.

Marty
Bonne Terre, MO

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

Hello peoples......good day for ducks!
Back at it this week...
first email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the soldier above
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints...
--Blue eyes....Brown hair...180lbs and 5' tall in 1942.
--Hit the beaches on D-Day and lived to tell about it.
--Flew on bombing raids over Germany.
--Was opposed to war initially.....
until he saw the German Concentration Camps.
--Born as an "Irish-American Catholic" and died as an "American Atheist".
--Television show writer.
--Married for over 60 years.
--Middle name is required as always.

Marty
Cape Girardeau , MO

Monday, November 7, 2011

Bat hunt!


Louisville Slugger made 45 Commemorative St. Louis Cardinals
2011 World Series Champs bats the night the Cardinals won it all.....

flew them down to St. Louis....
hid them around the city......
and the scavenger hunt was on.




Probably the best publicity that $45 in wood could buy!

Only 6 months to the Derby.......who's with me!?!
The Louisville Slugger Factory/Museum tour.....
is a great cure for a hangover!

Marty
Sikeston, MO


Sunday, November 6, 2011

Looking for a '51 DeSoto and only have 11 Grand??

So I have driven by Country Classic Cars at least 51 times.....
but had a chance to stop last week in beautiful Staunton, IL.

Acres and acres of old classic cars.....and all for sale.
From old Jeeps to Rolls Royces to Corvairs and Vettes.....
I even saw a '75 Vega Station Wagon along with a '84 Renault Alliance convertible.

Unfortunately his web site is as old as his Desoto.....

I would recommend a stop in case you are ever heading south on I-55.....
Most of the cars are in good shape....they run and are reasonably priced.

Hard to walk away from a '65 Ford Fairlane 2dr V-8 for under 5 grand!
Now I am starting to sound like "Linn Burton for certain"...
Google it kids.




Whatever happened to "Rusty Jones"??

Marty

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Fall back.....

The "Party Marty" Deck is complete....

Although checking it out at 7am before settling up with the contractor
on Thursday morning was a problem.

Still dark outside.....duh!

Light arrived 23 minutes later.....
but still a little too early for an inaugural Bud.

Set your clocks back tonight and enjoy your
extra hour of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!



Marty

Friday, November 4, 2011

Word of the Day......MURMURATION

I see small versions of this from time to time....
this one is pretty neat.

Marty
St. Louis, MO

Thursday, November 3, 2011

And you thought you had a lot to juggle....


Regoddamndiculous!!

Marty
Hillsboro, MO

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

With October over.....

.....Sunday's in November won't be the same.
(thanks to TT correspondent Jim Farrell)

Marty
Sikeston, MO

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Boo....hoo...

TT will be taking a Holiday break until next week.
Too many candy corns and popcorn balls yesterday.

Marty
Palos Hills, IL

Monday, October 31, 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Christmas is coming.....


We've come a long way since Candyland.

Marty

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Game 7.

The last 5 weeks have been awesome.
Never say never.

Only 18 weeks until the first Sox Spring Training Game in Glendale.....
Who's with me!?
http://camelbackranchbaseball.com/



Marty

Friday, October 28, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


Mr. Tim McNally had a good week.....
he was the first one in with this week's correct answer!!

Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi....
his week.......not so good.

--Muammar was raised in a tent on the rural outskirts of Libya.
--banned alcohol when he liberated Libya in 1969.
--his son Al-Saadi (you can call him Al) was a professional "football" player....
which in Libya means soccer.
--his 3 youngest sons have all been killed in 2011 during the uprising.

Marty
Battle Creek, MI

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Turn UP the heat....!


Finally........
a thermostat I can turn down to 59* at night when I'm not at home!!

Reedsburg, WI
(ya hey der)

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

Last TT for Rocktober.....
and only 2 months until Christmas people!!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name Mr. Smiley above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--came from a farming family.,,,,
--not a fan of alcohol.....
--Honor Student....
--his son is a professional football player....
--married twice...
--8 children.....3 of which have passed in 2011.

Marty
Detroit, MI


Monday, October 24, 2011

Shake your tailfeather.......


....you will either laugh,
or dance in your chair!

Happy Monday!

Marty
Jackson, MI

Sunday, October 23, 2011

You know you're in North Carolina when......

....they don't just kill ya'....
....they kill ya'..."to death"!

Marty

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

32* in Lockport this morning....

Only 35 more shopping days until my B-Day!!
http://beardo.bigcartel.com/category/beard-hat

Marty

Friday, October 21, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


Mz. Molly Flynn was in by a nose with this week's correct answer.....
Mr. Steven Allan Spielberg!! CONGRATS!!

--big gun fanatic...
--once dated Valerie Bertinelli....
--had his own dog star in Jaws and E.T.
--was offered to direct the original Superman....but turned it down.

Marty

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Singing with Siri.....


If you've got Siri......
you get it.

If you don't got Siri...
you will soon.

Marty
Vassar, MI

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

OK...another Tuesday and another puzzler!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the kid with the crooked bowl haircut above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints...
--can afford good haircuts nowadays.
--not only is a great shot...but owns one of the largest gun collections in the country.
--once dated the ex-Mrs. Van Halen
--has made his dog a movie star.
--is an Eagle Scout.
--Once worked for the Cook County Assessor's office....in a movie.
--Once turned down Superman.


Marty
Jackson, MI

Monday, October 17, 2011

Harvest time.....

....busy weekend harvesting the rest of my Dahlias
out of the grips of Old Man Winter.

Marty
Chicago (Bridgeport), IL

Sunday, October 16, 2011

You know you're from Missouri.....


.....when this is all you can come up with.

Marty

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Song of the Week.....


.....back when there was "M" in MTV.

Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account.

Marty

Friday, October 14, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

BOO!!

Scary stuff.....
but Mz. Maggie Pollard wasn't spooked
and was the first one in this week with Mr. Anthony "Tony" La Russa, Jr.

--Above pic was from earlier this year when he had the case of the shingles!!
--He's all better now and ready to take the next 2 games from the Brewers.
--He is one of only two MLB managers
to win a World Series in both the American and National League.
--Career Batting Average >>> .199
--Played for the Cubs in one game as a pinch runner in 1973.
--Managing the St. Louis Cardinals is not the only thing that Tony and Branch Rickey have in common.....they both also have law degrees.
--Daughter Bianca is a cheerleader for the Raiders!

Not so scary!!
(insert your hubbas here....)

Marty

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Leggo my LEGO.....


.....not your Dad's LEGO set.

Marty
Noblesville, IN


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Deer Crossing.....


.....the buck stops here!

Marty
Coldwater, MI

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

So if you spent Monday night watching Jay Cutler getting sacked.....
or Nancy Grace, who should be sacked....
then you are missing some tremendous playoff baseball people!!

A walk-off Grand Slam.....
Brewers getting stomped.....
it don't get much better than that!

So in the October Baseball theme......
first email to unobuckeroo@aol.com
to correctly name the former Cubbie above...
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints...
--It's NOT a young Chuck Pollard....
--Has had good luck on both sides of the "fence"
--Career Batting Average.....south of .200
--Future Hall of Famer....
--Has something in common with Branch Rickey...
--Speaks fluent Espanol....
--daughter is a NFL Cheerleader......"en fuego"

Marty
Sheridan, MI

Monday, October 10, 2011

If my brother John still made Go-Karts.......


.....he would be all over this.

Marty
Saginaw, MI

Sunday, October 9, 2011

More...."Guy on a Buffalo"!!!!


I think I found my Halloween Costume!!

Marty

Saturday, October 8, 2011

CAPtivating.....

Swimming caps have come a long way.....
from fashion...to extinct!

Marty

Friday, October 7, 2011

Waaaaa.....Waaaaa.....Waaaaaaa.......

Dry your eyes and redo your make-up!
Congrats to ME for stumping y'all....unless y'all slept in!?!?

Jim Bakker was this week's stumper.....
and yes he is back at it with his new wife selling crap on the Jim Bakker Show
from a 600 acre ranch in Branson, MO.....
of which he owns "nothing" due to the fact that he STILL owes the IRS a cool $6 million.
He even "looks" like a delusional homeless man!!
If you can find his show on your cable.... you need to check it out.....
reminds me of a SCTV bit.

"There's a sucker born every minute"........

--Grew up in Muskegon, MI

--He was sentenced to 45 years in prison after being convicted on all counts in his wire/mail fraud trial......of which he only served 5 years before being paroled!?!?
(Can I get an "amen!?")

--His jail mates were presidential candidate Lyndon LaRouche and Roger Nelson.

--Nelson owned Skydive Chicago in Ottawa, IL.
He was convicted of tax evasion and sentenced to ten years in federal prison for unreported income related to his international drug smuggling operation.
He too only served 5 years and was sprung early for good behavior.
Just in time to be killed in a skydiving accident a few years later.....
(fallllllowing in his brother's footsteps....whats the odds?)
Nelson was captain of the U.S. Olympic Skydiving Team in 1982.
So if you learned anything this week.....
you now know that there is a U.S. Olympic Skydiving Team.

--Heritage USA was a Christian theme and water park that operated from 1978 to 1989. It was the base of his original television show with Tammy Faye
and collected almost $1 million a week in donations!
Attracted 6 million visitors annually and was the top vacation destination only behind Disneyland and Disney World.

--Several structures were destroyed by Hurricane Hugo......
God said enough is enough!

Marty
Goreville, IL

Thursday, October 6, 2011

You know you're in Ohio when.....



Mr. Manna would have never approved.

Marty
Howe, IN

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Marty's Soapbox.....


Not one to recommend or to preach.....
but all should watch this movie and do their homework when investing.
"Too Big To Fail"

The link below is the FDIC "Closed Bank" list......

Look at the numbers between 2008 and now.
Then look at the numbers before 2008....
I need a bigger mattress.

Marty
Avilla, IN

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

First Tuesday of October and we are set to go.......

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the menacing figure above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints...
--Can see him nightly on rural TV.
--His business model is based around P.T. Barnum's famous quote....
--Grew up on the shores of Lake Michigan...
--Spent some "time" with a Presidential candidate and a local businessman.
--was once in the "Theme Park" business....
--still owes millions to the IRS.
--don't let spelling screw you up this week.

Marty
Effingham, IL

Monday, October 3, 2011

This guy needs Facebook....


.........and a girlfriend.

Marty
Bonne Terre, MO

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Guy on a Buffalo....


Sing along....
something tells me that this song was written after the movie was made.


Marty

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Fall is here.....

Last reminder of summer, now that Rocktober is here.

I know now that fall has arrived...
because my Dahlias were no match
for Thursday's 50mph winds.

Going to buy some tulip bulbs.

Marty