Monday, September 23, 2013

Christmas Idea......

Adjustable Advantage toilet seat
.....or today is the day I start my diet.

http://adjustableadvantage.com/

Marty
Goreville, IL

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Oldie but a moldie.....



.....heard this on Tuesday on some hillbilly station in Kentucky.
Sandwiched in between Eddie Money's "2 Tickets to Paradise" and
Led Zepplin's "D'yer Maker".

Can't get this out of my head.....and upon further review.....
didja know that Cheech and Chong was featured on Joni's
Court & Spark album.......
stay tuned......

Marty

Friday, September 20, 2013

We Have a Weiner!!

That's right Burt....
Mr. Dave O'Connor was the first in front of many with none other than....
William West Anderson....
aka Adam West....
aka Bruce Wayne.....
aka Batman

The caped crusader turned 85 years old yesterday....
HOLY BIRTHDAY CAKE BATMAN.....

His 3rd wife is Marcelle Lear.....who was married to John Lear,
son of the founder of Lear Jets
(and inventor of the 8-track tape player)
He met her at a Lear Jet promotion event dressed as Batman.
HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY BATMAN.....

Here is the Quik commercial starring a young Adam West....

HOLY BAD ACTING STARTED EARLY HUH BATMAN....


Try this link if you didn't get your fill of the HOLY _______...
http://holysmokesbatman.com/

.....and you thought I had too much time on MY hands!!

Marty


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.....



Happy Tuesday to all....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the
chocolate milk swigging, sailor above.....will win this week's
GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--married 3 times
--His first wife was 17
--He stole his 3rd wife
--Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
--Started as a radio DJ
--Once worked part time as a tour guide

Marty
Mackinaw, IL

Monday, September 16, 2013

Joey....have you ever been in ......


...a Turkish prison?

Marty
Granville, IL

Sunday, September 15, 2013

When I was 15-years-old......



.....I was sleeping until 2pm.

Marty

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

We Have a Wiener!!!!



Mr. James "Excitable Boy" Farrell was the first one in this week with the one and only Warren William Zevon.
Hard to believe but it's been 10 years this week that he had passed away.
Letterman was always a huge fan.....above is his first Letterman appearance and below is the last before he passed.  Dave dedicated an entire show to him about a year before he passed.

If you youngsters out there don't have Warren on your
Sony Walkamans.....
you need to jump on it.

--His Dad was a bookie who worked for notorious mobster Mickie Cohen.
--Mick Fleetwood and John McVie played on "Werewolves of London"
--Dentist and fear of Doctors....watch below.









.....after he passed away.


Marty
Nashville, TN

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Remembering.....

















Some pics from our recent trip to the WTC and
Shanksville, PA this summer......
would recommend it to all......good for the soul.

Marty
Nashville, TN




Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.....


OK.....back in the saddle.
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the hipster above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE
and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--Not related to any of the Pollards.
--Born and raised in Chicago
--2 ex-wives and 2 kids
--Dad hung out with the mob.
--H.S. dropout
--Part of Fleetwood Mac played on his Top 40 hit
--Liked his Dentist and his sandwiches.
--Didn't like Doctors.


Marty
Nashville, TN


Monday, September 9, 2013

Classic Album rock......


Hooked on these "Classic Albums" videos.....
great behind the scenes.
These two are nuts......but genius.


.....and if you don't own "Songs in the Key of Life"
shame on you.


Music from Big Pink....another must have.
Could not stop watching this one.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Cha...Cha....Cha.....

Time flies...
Love you man.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Friday, September 6, 2013

We have a winner....winner....chicken dinner.

Mary Margaret Udell Pollard would be correct.
....and her daughter Maggie was the first of many in.
(Thank goodness that a Pollard won....could have been embarrassing)

Mary was served an injustice the week before when she correctly
guessed Lynette Squeaky Fromme.....
and I accidentally deleted her email.......my bad.

We now have 2 Pollards under the same roof sharing
the 7 Days of TT Bragging Rights.

Time for a bigger house.

Marty

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Trivia Tuesday!!

I had such a relaxing weekend.......
that I actually hand drew this week's TT picture!!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the
graphite gal above.....will win this week's prize, TT Bragging
Rights for the next 7 days, and a framed autograph copy of my graphite pencil sketch.

Hints....
--Has never been divorced but currently has 3 children and holding.
--No star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame that I know of.
--Has never been a candidate for the Presidential Medal of Freedom
--No relation to a serial killer.
--Has not been on the cover of TIME Magazine.......yet.
--I think she has at least one Daytime Emmy.
--Has recently suffered a major injustice......  :(

Marty

Monday, September 2, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013

Waa...waa...waaaaaaa......


Well.....this week no winners and that's too bad
because the "squeaky" wheel would have gotten the grease.

Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme.....was this week's answer.
--First woman to attempt a US Presidential assassination...
only to have another woman try it 17 days later.
Man....Ford had a tough month.
--member of a popular Dance Troupe who traveled the world
and even performed at the White House in her youth.
--One of the subjects in a Sondheim musical..."Assassins"
--went to school with SNL alum Phil Hartman.
--currently out on parole and living in upstate NY with her boyfriend.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Hey Dick Tracy......



Christmas is coming.

Marty
Paducah, KY

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

But will it work on Boones Farm???



A new opener from Coravin pours a glass of wine without the need to open the bottle. No, this is not magic or osmosis at work here, but rather, a thin hollow needle is used to pierce the cork to get to the precious fluid inside. The science behind the system is a simple matter of preventing the inevitable chemical reaction between wine and oxygen. Normally, when you pop the cork on a bottle, the wine tannins inside the bottle begin to interact with the oxygen in a process called oxidation. Now, by combining a wine preservation system with an opener (or at least a pour spout), wine enthusiasts can enjoy wine by the glass without sacrificing the bottle. The device clamps on to a bottle of wine and the needle is inserted through the cork simply by pressing down on the unit. Argon is then introduced into the bottle through the needle and the resulting pressurization forces out the wine into a waiting glass. No oxygen is let into the bottle during the process and the needle is small enough so that the cork naturally seals itself upon removal. The Coravin 1000, the price is $300.


Marty
Paducah, KY

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Trivia Tuesday!!

Welcome to another Tuesday.....
and another puzzler.

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the cute ginger above....
Will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--Spent several years in California but now lives in NY
--Made the cover of TIME
--daughter of an aeronautical engineer
--toured the country and Europe while in a dance troupe
--even performed on television and at the White House
--known for being the first female to ever accomplish...
--her story was made into a musical
--attended Jr. High with a former SNL alum.

Marty
Gratiot, OH

Monday, August 26, 2013

Jump....Jump...Jump Around.....



....a little something to get you moving today.

Marty
Dayton, OH

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Saturday, August 24, 2013

I found myself a boat......




....a Russian pontoon.

Marty

Friday, August 23, 2013

Waaa....waaaa....waaaaa.......


Yes it is true that I had a lot of
Jeffrey Dahmer guesses this week....
but our friendly Cannibal to the North
had a middle name and
nobody knew that it was Lionel.....
better luck next week.

Rules are rules.....
enjoy your breakfast.

Marty
Gratiot, OH


Thursday, August 22, 2013

Next year's Summer Vacation idea......



India....who's with me?

Marty
Louisville, KY

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

You know you're in Russia when.....



....this is your Water Park.

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Trivia Tuesday......


Happy Tuesday and welcome to another Tuesday puzzler!!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the Justin Beiber lookalike.....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--Was a Cheddar-head and a Buckeye.
--Was a H.S. band member and tennis player\
--Was known to drink gin in class.
--Served in the Army as a Medic
--Said to have a Genius IQ

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Monday, August 19, 2013

Back when I was a kid......


....kids nowadays take everything for granted.
Hug your I-phone today.

Thanks to TT contributor....
Jim "Blue Mitt" Farrell.

Marty
Dayton, OH


Sunday, August 18, 2013

Highest point in Southern Illinois.....

Cross at Bald Knob.

Marty
Alto Pass, IL

Saturday, August 17, 2013

And the winner is.......



LIMBECK

"Hi, Everything's Great"
wins both best album of the early 2000's
and the best $5 bowling alley concert that I have ever attended.

....and now you know.

Marty

Friday, August 16, 2013

Waa...waa....waa....

Manson2009mug1_2
Sorry.....no winner this week.
I guess it's hard to recognize a guy without his signature swastika tattoo.

Mr. Charles Milles Manson would have taken the prize.
--Born in Cincinnati, OH to a 16-year old unwed mother.
--Father was rumored to be African-American.
--His mother sold him once for a pitcher of beer to a childless waitress
--Mother ended up in prison for robbery.
--He was in several institutions and even Boys Town before ending up in California
--Currently 78 and sitting in a Corcoran, California State Prison
--Next parole review is when he is 92......hold your breath.

Good parenting goes a long ways people!!

Marty

Thursday, August 15, 2013

The reason I don't swim......



Marco.......?

Marty
Goreville, IL

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

MB's First Garden......

......all from seed.

Marty
Plainfield, IN

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.......

Happy Tuesday!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name Mr. Go-Lucky above....
Will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--A Buckeye
--Only 5'2"
--Married twice....divorced twice......two kids
--Songwriter
--Beach Boys and Guns 'n Roses have recorded his songs
--Is said to have a superior IQ

Marty
Lafayette, IN

Monday, August 12, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

You know you're in Southern Illinois when....

...when this is today's top story.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Friday, August 9, 2013

We have a Weiner.....

Mz. Mary Pollard was this first in of many with the great Canadian Howard Michael "Howie" Mandel. --Has severe OCD --Can only use his bathroom due to his fear of germs Check out his HBO special back when he had hair and was funny. Marty Goreville, IL

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Having Kids Can Suck Sometimes......



Don't get me wrong.....
It's not that I didn't enjoy being trapped on a boat
with my 4 kids last week.....

This actually came from my favorite oldest daughter.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Trivia Tuesday......

Howie Mandel

Back in action after a nice Summer break....

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name this young 
Jew above....will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights 
for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--I just spent some time in his home country.
--You can't shake his hand.
--Not a Doctor.....but he played one on television.
--He likes his bathroom.
--Colorblind
--Still married to his H.S. sweetheart

Marty
Nashville, TN

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.....



is on vacation and will return on Tuesday, August 6th.
Please enjoy this musical interlude.

Marty
West Mifflin, PA

Monday, July 22, 2013

Picture of the Day.....



Before Lady Liberty was shipped off to NY.....
This piece of her was displayed in a Paris park in 1883.
She was fully assembled in Paris then taken apart piece by piece and shipped
to NY.  Finally assembled and dedicated 3 years later in 1886.





Marty
Pittsburgh, PA

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Time for a new lawnmower......





Cut your lawn at 130 mph.
I love Honda.

Marty

Friday, July 19, 2013

Wir Haben Ein Weiner!!!



Obviously there are plenty of you who know a Dictator
when you see one....even in X-Ray form!!
....but Mz. Maggie Pollard was the first in of many with
the one and only Adolf "no middle name" Hitler.

....and although I should.....
I wont "out" the people who
thought that Adolph Hitler was the correct answer.

.......I think that's a German seasoning
with a bad marketing plan.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Thursday, July 18, 2013

How HOT is it????



Where the hell is Moses?

Marty
Effingham, IL

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Say Cheeeeeessee.......



The Photo Man

Marty
Champaign, IL

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.......



Happy Tuesday and welcome back to another puzzler.

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the person in
the X-Ray above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--After both parents had died by the time he was 18...
he lived in several homeless shelters.
--Mother was Catholic.
--No real formal education.
--Did not drink or smoke
--He liked Henry Ford
--A cartoonist, artist and vegetarian.
--He and his wife married and then both died the next day.
--Was once Time's "Man of the Year"
--No star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Marty
Mahomet, IL

Monday, July 15, 2013

How big is it?



You're an Ocean...you're an ocean....
that reminds me of a song.


Marty

Sunday, July 14, 2013

If you haven't heard of Frank Turner.....


here you go......
my pick to click.

You won't hear this one on the radio.
PG-13

His new CD is a must have.


Marty

Saturday, July 13, 2013

My new friend....


I have a new friend named Art....
He is a 74-year old tree carver.....
I have a big ass dead tree in Marion.....
Art lives in Marion....
Maribeth is going to love Godzilla the Tree.

Marty


Friday, July 12, 2013

We Have a Wiener!!!!



Mz. Maggie Pollard is ALIVE!!
...and well
....and guessing correctly this week!!

She was he first in this week with.....
John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Never cashed his Presidential paychecks.

Marty
Churubusco, IN

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Kaboom!!




Please enjoy some new patriotic tunage.....old player is gone.
New player you will have to push the PLAY button.
......a feature that my wife has requested.

Marty
Lewisburg, OH

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I found the Sox a new pitcher.....

GIF Shin Sooji s first pitch

....with the help of Mr. Farrell.

Marty
Lewisburg, OH

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Trivia Tuesday......


Happy Tuesday.....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly
guess the Lil' Copper above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights
for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--You all know his middle name.
--His Grandfather was a big city mayor.
--Pulitzer Prize winner.
--Has been on the cover of TIME magazine.
--His last occupation....he worked for free.
--Had the ability to speed read.....10x's faster than you or I.

Marty
Romulus, MI

Monday, July 8, 2013

Sucker born every minute.....

Pet Sweep AnimalPowered Debris Removal System
....my Gutter Garden doesn't look so stupid now.

Marty

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Another reason why I don't watch TV......

...and my guess CNN...
is that if you can't spell the N Word....
that is probably worse.

Marty

Friday, July 5, 2013

We Have a Wiener!!!!!



Chuckles is the big winner this week dialing in from Egg Harbor, WI with
Robert Marvin "Bobby" Hull and his son.....
Brett Andrew Hull.

Marty

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy 4th!!



My easiest......
and hippest post of the year.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Trivia Tuesday Twofer......


Happy Tuesday!!
It's been awhile since I have had a twofer so here goes.....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the 
dynamic duo above will win this week's 
GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging
Rights for the next 7 days.

Tall blondie....
--Hall of Famer
--Only 5'10"
--eldest of 11
--abused his way through 3 wives.

Short blondie....
--Hall of Famer
--5'10"
--2 time Olympian
--currently on wife #2

Marty
Nashville, TN

Monday, July 1, 2013

And you thought....



.....working at Disney was easy.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Now that the Hawks are over.....



......I need a new sport.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Friday, June 28, 2013

Jonathan Toews of the Chicago Blackhawks hoists the Stanley Cup Trophy
Jonathan Toews with his big tippy cup.....

Mr. Daniel McNally was the first correct speller with Jonathan Bryan Toews.
We would have had plenty of more winners this week if you only would have known
how to spell J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N.....or Toews for that matter.

Thanks God there wasn't a game 7....
my ticker couldn't take it.

Just ask these Maple Leaf fans....
which I am sure the Hawks may face in the next Finals.


Marty

Thursday, June 27, 2013

90% chance of.......



....Giant Spiders!

Marty
St. Louis, MO

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Trivia Tuesday!!

Jonathan Toews
Keeping with the Stanley Cup theme this week....

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly guess the name of one of these
minor Hawks will be this week's GRAND PRIZE winner!!

Hints....
--He's probably still sleeping this morning.
--He's graduated from a tippy cup to a much larger Cup.
--He better rest up.....
because he has a parade to attend to later this week.

Marty
Sikeston, MO

Monday, June 24, 2013

Commercial of the Week.....



.....damn those Russians are clever!!

Marty
Nashville, TN

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Got the helmet....


.....just need the bike now.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Saturday, June 22, 2013

In other words....



Life's short.......
get a move on.

Marty

Friday, June 21, 2013

We Have a Weiner!!!



Yeah......Timmy!!
Your trip to Fenway paid off as you are this week's
GRAND PRIZE winner!!

There are two white stripes on the Green Monster's Scoreboard that have the initials of former Red Sox owners Thomas A. Yawkey and Jean R. Yawkey hidden in morse code.

You are now all smarter for your dinner parties this weekend!!

Marty

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Laundry tip for the day.....



Marty
Poconos Mountains, PA

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Trivia Tuesday.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Now for something completely different.

What is this a picture of?

Hints....
--There are a pair of these....located a few yards apart.
--Located on an iconic landmark
--About 15' tall

Marty
Mechanicsville, MD

Monday, June 17, 2013

Friday, June 14, 2013

Waaa.....Waaaa...Waaa....


Everybody got Alice.....
(Vincent Damon Furnier)


.......but not Edith.

Jeanne Murray
(Jean Stapleton)

Marty
Toledo, OH

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Dan Hicks.....



......and his Hot Licks.

Marty
New Washington, OH

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

A postcard from John......



I think my brother wins the.....
"Better City To Visit While On Business" contest this week.
I couldn't find any cool time lapse videos from Urbana, OH.

Marty
Urbana, OH

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Trivia Tuesday Twofer.....

OK....
No more Mr. Nice Guy....

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the cute couple above
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
There are no hints this week.

Marty
Hope, IN


Monday, June 10, 2013

Happy Monday!!



this is all I got......can't stop watching.

Marty

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Song of the Week.......




"My favorite white, Jewish, Michigander who sounds like Curtis Mayfield"......
has a new album coming out next month.

Mayer Hawthorne--"Where does this door go?"

Marty
Goreville, IL