Bud in a boot......

So after a weekend in Nashville....
Mar and I realized that this might
not be the retirement town for us.

With a diet of Budweiser.....
Onion Rings ....
and Fried Bologna Sandwiches.....
we probably wouldn't live that long.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Honky Tonkin'........

........with my honey baby.

Marty
Nashville, TN

We Have a Weiner.....

........and Lance Armstrong is still a DOPE.

Glad he finally had the "ball" to admit it...
but still too late and too cocky.

He just doesn't get it.....
but Mr. Dave O'Connor does!!

His correct answer....
(in just seconds ahead of his arch nemesis Maggie Pollard)
Lance Edward Gunderson Armstrong takes it all this week.

--named after Dallas Cowboy Lance Rentzel which is the reason Armstrong may be crazy.
--Rentzel was suspended for a year by the NFL for marijuana possession.
--Rentzel was married to Joey Heatherton (Bada Boom) but screwed that up
by running around and exposing himself to little children on playgrounds.

....bring those facts to your dinner parties this weekend.

Marty
Brentwood, TN

For all you young investors out there.....

This comes from a man who....
--began his career by finding
and selling lost golf balls.
--bought his first stock
when he was 11 years old.
--filed his first tax return at 14...
which listed his watch and a
bike as deductions for his paper route.
--paid $31k for his house in 1952....
and still lives there.
--made his first million the year I was born.
--Likes the stocks listed in the link below....
http://wallstreetnewsnetwork.com/BuffettStockList.xls

Send me a commission if any of these work.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

This is not your Father's PacMan......

Download your copy below.....
http://stabyourself.net/notpacman/

Marty
Nashville, TN

Trivia Tuesday......

Welcome to another cold and blustery January TT.....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the Backstreet Boy wannabe above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT
Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.....

Hints....
--Texan
--was named after a Dallas Cowboy.
--has refused to meet his birth father
--has appeared in a couple of movies.
--had completed the NY & Boston Marathons.
--his heart is one-third larger than normal.
--he has 5 kids....from 2 ladies.
--related to Katie Couric.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Bucket List potential.....

.......maybe next year.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Macklemore Twofer.......

Obviously won't be getting a Nike endorsement deal any time soon!


No matter what you think about this issue....
It's nice to see a rap video without guns and hos and 24" rims.

Marty

I'm gonna pop some tags....

.....got Macklemore's "The Heist" CD for Xmas.
Might be my favorite CD in the last 10 years.

Really!!
Sing along......PG-13.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/macklemore/thriftshop.html

Word to my mother....
pass on today's blog.

Shout out to my boyyyyyy Timmmaaaaay for the come up.
Check back for a Macklemore two-fer on Sunday.
....and then back to regular programming.

Marty

We Have a Wiener!!!

Well Mz Maggie Pollard 
kicks off the New Year 
in grand fashion 
by not only beating the boys
at their own game.....
but also coming in on time and more importantly......
perfect spelling people!!  

This week's answer.....
Mr. William Wadsworth "Dollar Bill" Wirtz.
Former owner of..... 
your Chicago Blackhawks....
the old Chicago Stadium......
half of the United Center....
lots of Alberto-Culver......
and one of the largest liquor distributors
this side of the Mississippi.

Estimated worth....$3-4 Billion....
with a BBBB----B--Bitch.
Member of the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Just think how many more billions he could
have made if he only put the Hawks "on TV".
(and I don't mean ON-TV)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ONTV_(pay_TV)



Marty
Franklin, TN

Another reason to stop watching TV......

.....but if they had this at Rocco's Pub I would most definitely be there.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

You know you're in Minnesota when.....

Vikings need to sign this guy up.
Special thanks to TT contributor
J.P. Farrell.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Trivia Tuesday!!!!

Welcome to a New Year.....

and to the new 2013 edition of TT!!

First person to email unobuckeroo@aol.com 

with the name of
"Guy Smiley" above.....will win this week's Grand Prize 

along with TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints.....

--Although he looks like a 1950's Chrysler salesman....he's not.

--Was born in the Motor City though.....

--Liked his land and his liquor.

--Was a billionaire.....with a "b"

--Is a Hall of Fame member.

--Does not have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

--Was probably spinning in his grave the last 113 days.

Marty

Nashville, TN

Rather than diet in 2013.....

.....I'm just going to buy bigger shirts.

Marty
Nashville, TN

You know you're in Canada when.....

Marty
Goreville, IL

You know you're in Tennessee when.......

blatant advertising is the norm.

Marty
Goreville, IL

You know you're from Indiana when......

......somebody call DCFS.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

Oooooooo......Aaaaaaaaaa.......

..........maybe off to London to see the fireworks next year??

.....or......

..........maybe just go to bed again at 10:30 like this year and
catch up on my beauty sleep....

I think the latter.

Marty
Nashville, TN

2013 Resolutions.....

.....no snowboarding.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Happy 2013.....and a CHA..CHA...CHA!!

...........adios 2012.


....and Happy B-Day to my favorite 47 year-old brother.
I stayed up all night and drew a charcoal sketch of him by memory.
I hope he likes it.

Marty
Goreville, IL