Happy April Fool's Day!

After trying to come up with a clever hoax to pull on all of you.....
I decided that e-jokes are pretty hard to pull off.
So after all of my research......
I now give you....my TOP 10 April Fool's Jokes.

1. Screw down your spouse's deodorant stick....and fill the top half with cottage cheese! (Hopefully they are awake enough to understand this joke.....or it will be a long day!)
2. Buy a bunch of extra Tribunes today, save them for next year and switch out your neighbors copies next year before they get up. (Little planning needed here.....and will only work if the Trib is still operating next year!)
3. Send email to friends stating you found the "ultimate" search engine.....http://www.zombo.com/ Watch this for a full minute and TRY not to laugh!
4. Stretch some Handi-Wrap over the toilets and close the lid.....Hilarity will ensue. (Old Woolworth trick from my stockboy days.)
5. The ol'.....put a rubberband on your kitchen sink sprayer and point at the sink user. (Editors Note: Do this with the water faucet off)
6. Tape a couple of magnets to the bottom of an empty Starbucks Cup....attach to the roof of your car.....and then drive to work but IGNORE all of the honks and people waving at you!
7. After your spouse falls asleep......take his/her alarm clock and set the alarm for 3:00am.....but before you do this you need to plug it into a different outlet in the room and hide the alarm clock......preferably in a drawer. For better results....unscrew and hide all lightbulbs in the room so the hunt for the alarm clock....is more challenging!!
8. Tape down the cradle tab of your phone....when it is picked up....it will still ring! HELLO?
9. FOR CUB FANS ONLY........Switch the phone number on one of their primary SPEED dial options....rather than calling MOM they now will be calling the White Sox Box Office.
10. Go to Craiglist and post yourself a garge sale.....not for you of course but for your victim. Make sure that it starts 7:00am and note: "Early-bird SPECIALS FOR SENIORS!"

I will be out of town all week....so please no Garage Sales for Maribeth!!

Marty
Bloomington, IN