Friday, September 30, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

If you had Oswaldo José "Ozzie" Guillén Barrios....
you would have been a big winner!
But unfortunately John McNally was the early riser this week with the correct answer and capitalized on a blog timer glitch that released TT early....
much to the unhappiness of many.
It always pays to look early and often!!

Just proves that you can never be happy.
He has made over $23 million dollars as a player.
Not counting the millions as a manager...
and had another $2 million coming next year.

Adios Mr. “F*** the years...I want more money”

Go Cardinals!

Marty
Sheridan, MI

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Tickle Me!


Looks pretty cool.

Marty
South Bend, IN

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Detroit goes gangsta.....

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....ok, so the crease in the paper is hiding a "f".


Marty
Goreville, IL

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

Here comes a good old fashioned 16" softball coming right at ya!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the gentleman above,
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!

Hints...
--Need full name please!
--heading to warmer weather.
--not a fan of Jay Mariotti.
--I'm not a fan of his.
--only understood every 4th word.

Marty
Bonne Terre, MO

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Rollin'....Rollin'...Rollin'......


Whenever we go bowlin'.....
We always take James Brolin,
Keep that Doctor rollin'.....
Rawhide!

Marty

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Commercial of the week.....



I hate when this happens.....

Marty

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Colors....

Does everybody need a "special" color?


So now when you see that the top of the Willis Tower is "teal" this week....
you'll know why.
Are ovaries teal?

Antenna Facts:
East Antenna 253' tall
West Antenna 283' tall
12' diameter at base.

On top of each antenna there is a TLD (Tuned Liquid Dampener).

Its purpose is to counteract the sway of the antenna from the wind.

The airplane warning lamps blink 40 times per minute.

The night intensity level drops to one quarter of the daytime level at dusk.



Marty
Coulterville, IL



Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My new pontoon boat.....


...not really,
but I like the gas mileage.

Marty
Caseyville, IL

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Trivia Tuesday TRIO!!!

Here we go.....it's been awhile since we've had a TRIO!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name all 3 of the partygoers above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT's Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Mr. Black V-neck......

--you may see him late at night.....
--recently lost his Uncle....
--has a daughter studying Art in Chicago.....
--is a narcoleptic.

Mr. Hot Dog Holder......
--Heroin and methadone addict....
--suffered from childhood depression....
--Dad was a Dr........4 siblings were all musicians....
--Paul and Linda played on his songs....
--Tony award nominee....


Mz. I'm so excited to be here......
--author/poet.....
--I once had dinner with her.....at my house.


Marty
Lafayette, IN

Monday, September 19, 2011

Wide World of.....



extreme sports.

Marty
Detroit, MI

Sunday, September 18, 2011

I have to pee......



....and to think that I thought that
Godzilla was once cool.

Marty

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Commercial of the week.....

Bill Yanahan will have to explain how this commercial ended to Kevin & Jim,

.....as they have most likely run out at the 15 second mark.

Marty

Thursday, September 15, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


Big Congrats to Nancy McNally for having the first correct answer this week.....
Dr. Ronald Ernest "Ron" Paul.

Maybe a little premature for the above Presidential pic.....
but after watching those debates lately...he's surrounded by idiots!
Plus.....Barry Manilow likes him!!

--As a H.S. Junior.....he was Pennsylvania's 220-yard dash State Champion.
--Has delivered over 4000 babies

Some other tidbits...
Interesting that some of the things he said back in 2007/8 rings true today.

Marty
(Mitt)Romney, IN

Flower talk.....

Sunflowers were a big neighborhood hit this year....
all sorts of varieties peeking out over the fence...
waving to the passing cars.

Just completed the big sunflower harvest....
several deadheads now drying out and being reserved
for my nice neighbors who were soooooooo jealous this year.

Marty
Romney, IN

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ideal home for the investor....

Beautiful 2-bedroom ranch in Joliet, IL,
comes with large backyard with plenty of room for....
your kids to play...
your 1976 Trans-Am
and your Xmas Decorations!

Mowing optional.

Marty

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

OK......TT is back.
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name your US Servicman above...
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT's Bragging Rights for the next days!!

Hints....
  • He runs the best 220 in the state.
  • You can see him on prime time as of late.
  • Half Irish.
  • Married his HS sweetheart at age 22....still married over 50 years now.
  • You can call him Dr.....but make sure you get his middle name right.
  • Has seen lots and lots and lots of babies.


    Marty
    South Bend, IN
  • Monday, September 12, 2011

    Cha...Cha....Cha....

    Happy B-Day to my undercover brother......
    back in his white-rapper days.

    Marty
    Coldwater, MI

    Sunday, September 11, 2011

    9/11....

    Almost 40 years old and still ironically funny....


    10 years......and not so much.......


    Marty

    Saturday, September 10, 2011

    Friday, September 9, 2011

    Come fly with me......


    Wingsuit.......
    is now on my Christmas list.

    Marty
    South Bend, IN

    Thursday, September 8, 2011

    Cha...Cha....Cha....

    Happy B-day.....
    to my biggest fan.

    Marty
    Chicago, IL

    Wednesday, September 7, 2011

    Boinnnng..Boinnnng....Boinnnng......

    Gifelephant

    He NEVER misses!

    Marty
    South Bend, IN

    Monday, September 5, 2011

    Trivia Tuesday....has been cancelled.


    ...after a weeklong vacation
    and then spending Monday watching the trees blow....
    and packing away ALL of my white clothes.....
    I am totally uninspired to start this week.

    .....but I ensure a killer TT next week.

    Enjoy Frank and hello Fall!!

    Marty
    Coldwater, MI

    Hot stuff......


    So glad I don't live on the Sun.

    Marty

    Sunday, September 4, 2011

    Sunday afternoon matinee......


    ...... give me 6 minutes.
    Odd piece..... but it sticks to you.
    Life is short people!!

    Marty

    Saturday, September 3, 2011

    Don't buy that new flatscreen just yet......


    Predicting a big hit in Xmas of '12.

    Marty

    Friday, September 2, 2011

    We Have a Wiener!!!


    Congrats to Mz. Molly Flynn who was the first of many in this week with
    Dr. Phillip Calvin McGraw.....aka Dr. Phil.

    --Played football for the University of Tulsa....
    where his team once lost to the University of Houston 100-6.
    The Muppet "Dr. Feel"......
    a close resemblance and IQ match!


    Marty
    Goreville, IL

    Thursday, September 1, 2011

    Fire!!!!!!

    I am refraining from the use of any CFD jokes.
    (insert your own here..............)

    Marty