Thursday, January 31, 2013

Don't stop believing......


I love Space Jam.....
and that dude Journey too.

Marty
Cincinnati, OH

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

You know you're in Kentucky when.....


Sooooo......
Maybe I was expecting the Bullion Depository at Ft. Knox, KY
to look more impressive than a small town library.
But there it was.....standing out in the middle of a 42 acre field surrounded by layers of barbed wire.
I bet there is nothing in there......
Either way....
it's locked up tighter than.......
oh never mind.

Fun Facts for this weekend's dinner parties......
--Ft. Knox is a US Army post built in 1918 on 190,000 acres.
--Named after Henry Knox....
the first US Secretary of War.
--Has it's own H.S.on base.
--Bullion Depository holds 3% of all of the world's gold.
--Construction began in 1936....
--A few years after FDR outlawed the private ownership of gold coins by US Citizens....
--Forcing all to sell it to the Federal Reserve....which had no room to store it.
--During WWII the original Constitution and Declaration of Independence were stored here.
--Door to the vault weighs 22 tons.
--No visitors allowed...only opened once for a Congressional visit in 1974.
--Single gold bar weighs about 27.5 pounds......400 ounces.
--Its located on the corner of Bullion Blvd. & Gold Vault Rd.

Marty
Horse Cave, KY

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Trivia Tuesday!!!

Happy Tuesday!!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the dapper young man above.....
will be this week's Grand Prize winner and
have TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!!

Hints....
--was an ordained minister.
--2 kids and only 1 wife!!
--you could clap for him.
--he died in his wife's arms.
--his daughter died 3 years later in a car accident.
--once had a single on Billboards Top 200.
--lots of songs written about him.
--once had his own cartoon show.
--has been in movies.
--once hosted a popular television show.

Marty
Luhville, KY

Monday, January 28, 2013

Who has a Bat Cave.....


....and an extra 4.2 million to part with?
That's a long way from the 100k opening bid.....
and a really long way from the $1 that George paid
to buy it back from the
shows producers in the 1960's.

Based on the Lincoln Futura concept car.....


Marty

Sunday, January 27, 2013

George speaks from the dead.....



This has to be at least 5-6 years old.......
smart man.

Marty

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Carry on.....



Imagine that.....
Four guys in their 30's who still play trombone.....

Four guys in their 30's who still play trombone and like Kansas.

Four guys in their 30's who still play trombone, like Kansas and have no girlfriends.

Jealous.......yeah maybe.

Marty

Friday, January 25, 2013

We Have a Weiner!!!!


So you just knew that the Y-Generation
would pull a win off this week......
but I am impressed by not only the numbers of winners I had this week....
but also that Dave and Jim both knew who Screech was.

Maggie
(I never schedule Tuesday meetings at 10am)
Pollard
was the first in this week with......
Dustin Neil Diamond and
James Joseph Harbaugh.

Screech used to live in Portage WI.
Harbaugh's brother in law is Indiana University's Men's Basketball coach.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Thursday, January 24, 2013

You know you're in Kentucky when.....


.....sorry I don't have the video.

Marty
Falmouth, KY

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Commercial of the Week.....



Cheers to Mr. James Farrell for his contribution.

Marty
Uhrichsville, OH

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Trivia Tuesday Twofer!!!


Here we go with the first
TT Twofer of the year.....

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the two studs
above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE
and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints for the Side-burned Stud on right....
--may be one of the best actors of our time.
--big fan of professional wrestling.
--directed and starred in his own sex tape.
--did not write "Sweet Caroline".
--has a black belt in karate.
--was and still may be a Cheddar-head.

Hints for preppy Stud on left....
--may be one of the best actors of our time.
--Born a Buckeye in Toledo.
--He "knows Bo"
--he has 6 kids from 2 ladies.
--recently a bench manager for a
Mens College Basketball team.
--co-owns an Indy Racing Car.
--I'm not a fan.

Marty
Manchester, MI


Monday, January 21, 2013

Practice...Practice....Practice.....



Saw the Don Kelley Band on Sat night.....
and his wonderkid....
Daniel Donato on lead guitar.
Seriously might be the best I've ever heard.
Not bad for a 17 year-old Senior in H.S.

Marty
Schererville, IN

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Bud in a boot......

So after a weekend in Nashville....
Mar and I realized that this might
not be the retirement town for us.

With a diet of Budweiser.....
Onion Rings ....
and Fried Bologna Sandwiches.....
we probably wouldn't live that long.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Honky Tonkin'........



........with my honey baby.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Friday, January 18, 2013

We Have a Weiner.....

Oprah Winfrey talks to cyclist Lance Armstrong in Austin, Texas, on Monday. The first part of the interview airs Thursday night.
........and Lance Armstrong is still a DOPE.

Glad he finally had the "ball" to admit it...
but still too late and too cocky.

He just doesn't get it.....
but Mr. Dave O'Connor does!!

His correct answer....
(in just seconds ahead of his arch nemesis Maggie Pollard)
Lance Edward Gunderson Armstrong takes it all this week.

--named after Dallas Cowboy Lance Rentzel which is the reason Armstrong may be crazy.
--Rentzel was suspended for a year by the NFL for marijuana possession.
--Rentzel was married to Joey Heatherton (Bada Boom) but screwed that up
by running around and exposing himself to little children on playgrounds.

....bring those facts to your dinner parties this weekend.

Marty
Brentwood, TN

Thursday, January 17, 2013

For all you young investors out there.....


This comes from a man who....
--began his career by finding
and selling lost golf balls.
--bought his first stock
when he was 11 years old.
--filed his first tax return at 14...
which listed his watch and a
bike as deductions for his paper route.
--paid $31k for his house in 1952....
and still lives there.
--made his first million the year I was born.
--Likes the stocks listed in the link below....
http://wallstreetnewsnetwork.com/BuffettStockList.xls

Send me a commission if any of these work.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Trivia Tuesday......



Welcome to another cold and blustery January TT.....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the Backstreet Boy wannabe above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT
Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.....

Hints....
--Texan
--was named after a Dallas Cowboy.
--has refused to meet his birth father
--has appeared in a couple of movies.
--had completed the NY & Boston Marathons.
--his heart is one-third larger than normal.
--he has 5 kids....from 2 ladies.
--related to Katie Couric.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Monday, January 14, 2013

Bucket List potential.....



.......maybe next year.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Macklemore Twofer.......


Obviously won't be getting a Nike endorsement deal any time soon!


No matter what you think about this issue....
It's nice to see a rap video without guns and hos and 24" rims.

Marty

Saturday, January 12, 2013

I'm gonna pop some tags....


.....got Macklemore's "The Heist" CD for Xmas.
Might be my favorite CD in the last 10 years.

Really!!
Sing along......PG-13.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/macklemore/thriftshop.html

Word to my mother....
pass on today's blog.

Shout out to my boyyyyyy Timmmaaaaay for the come up.
Check back for a Macklemore two-fer on Sunday.
....and then back to regular programming.

Marty

Friday, January 11, 2013

We Have a Wiener!!!


Well Mz Maggie Pollard 
kicks off the New Year 
in grand fashion 
by not only beating the boys
at their own game.....
but also coming in on time and more importantly......
perfect spelling people!!  


This week's answer.....
Mr. William Wadsworth "Dollar Bill" Wirtz.
Former owner of..... 
your Chicago Blackhawks....
the old Chicago Stadium......
half of the United Center....
lots of Alberto-Culver......
and one of the largest liquor distributors
this side of the Mississippi.

Estimated worth....$3-4 Billion....
with a BBBB----B--Bitch.
Member of the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Just think how many more billions he could
have made if he only put the Hawks "on TV".
(and I don't mean ON-TV)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ONTV_(pay_TV)



Marty
Franklin, TN


Thursday, January 10, 2013

Another reason to stop watching TV......



.....but if they had this at Rocco's Pub I would most definitely be there.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

You know you're in Minnesota when.....



Vikings need to sign this guy up.
Special thanks to TT contributor
J.P. Farrell.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Trivia Tuesday!!!!


Welcome to a New Year.....
and to the new 2013 edition of TT!!

First person to email unobuckeroo@aol.com 
with the name of
"Guy Smiley" above.....will win this week's Grand Prize 
along with TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints.....
--Although he looks like a 1950's Chrysler salesman....he's not.
--Was born in the Motor City though.....
--Liked his land and his liquor.
--Was a billionaire.....with a "b"
--Is a Hall of Fame member.
--Does not have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
--Was probably spinning in his grave the last 113 days.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Monday, January 7, 2013

Rather than diet in 2013.....



.....I'm just going to buy bigger shirts.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Saturday, January 5, 2013

You know you're in Tennessee when.......



blatant advertising is the norm.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Friday, January 4, 2013

You know you're from Indiana when......



......somebody call DCFS.

Marty
Goodlettsville, TN

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Oooooooo......Aaaaaaaaaa.......



..........maybe off to London to see the fireworks next year??

.....or......

..........maybe just go to bed again at 10:30 like this year and
catch up on my beauty sleep....

I think the latter.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2013 Resolutions.....


.....no snowboarding.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy 2013.....and a CHA..CHA...CHA!!


...........adios 2012.


....and Happy B-Day to my favorite 47 year-old brother.
I stayed up all night and drew a charcoal sketch of him by memory.
I hope he likes it.





















Marty
Goreville, IL