Saturday, March 31, 2012

What broken penguin!?


Commercial of the week.....
contributed by my favorite Orlando, FL correspondent.

Marty
Hilmar, CA

Thursday, March 29, 2012

We have a WINER!


So yes.....
the largest employer in Modesto, CA is the Gallo Wineries..
and I see where most of you were going this week
with Ernest and Julio Gallo.....
but you ALL only had the Nighttrain bottle half full.

It was Ernest Gallo and Robert Mondavi of course!!
Yea for me.

--Ernest learned how to make certain wines
by researching it in the Modesto Library.
--His brother Julio died in a local car crash here at age 83...no seatbelt.
--Their Dad killed himself then.... their Mom.
--Gallo Wineries make Nighttrain and Thunderbird wines.....
but do not put their name on the label.

So since both Ernest and Robert lived well into their 90's.....
I have decided to have wine now at every meal.

...and since DG is the smallest employer in Modesto, CA
after this weekend's Grand Opening of our 10,000th store.....
I must go check on the competition.


Marty
Salida, CA

California-Italian Cypress.......

I've seen these as tall as 70' this week......
how do I get one home in my luggage?

Marty
North on State Rt. 99 near Fresno

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Adolf would be proud.....


The peoples wagon.

Marty
Bakersfield, CA

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Trivia Tuesday Twofer!!

OK......back in action this week with a twofer.
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name
the two gents above will be with week's GRAND PRIZE
winner and have TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
Mr. "Toaster"...
--Dad killed himself and Mr. Toaster's mom.
--Billionaire....with a "b".
--knows a thing or two about toasting.
--married for over 60 years.
--started his business from a library after H.S. graduation.
--what's the word.....thunderbird?

Mr. "nice Kimono"
--originally from Minnesota.
--Billionaire....with a "b".
--started his business after a fight with his brother.

Marty
Modesto, CA

Monday, March 26, 2012

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Big Head Todd......


...is alive and well
and sexy and he knows it.

Marty

Saturday, March 24, 2012

What's up Doc?


.......met Chuck Jones at a hotel in Hawaii once.
Story for another day.

Marty

Friday, March 23, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Take your stinking paws off me......


....not like I remember it.

Marty
Lexington, KY

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Trivia Tuesday!!


OK....
name all of the marching men in the picture above.



OK....not really....
I just need a break after last weekend so this week I am on hiatus.

TT will continue next week from the Golden State with all clues
"Effen Golden"!

Marty
Dayton, OH

Monday, March 19, 2012

Disney would be proud.....


......cool animation.

Marty
LaPorte, IN

Sunday, March 18, 2012

The day after......


.......and all is well.

Marty

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!!

If you're in the neighborhood.....
call me.

Marty
Lockport, IL

Friday, March 16, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!


Well good news this week....
Dave was a little earlier....
Maggie couldn't pull it off....
and Mz. Molly Flynn regains the Bragging Rights with
the one....and only.....
William Alan Shatner.

This 80-year old is still rocking.....

Marty
LaPorte, IN

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Trivia Tuesday!!

Welcome to TT this week......


First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to
correctly name Mr. Hearthrob above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints...
--French speaking Jewish Canuck.
--His recording career started in the 60's
and released an album as late as last year.
--Vegetarian Octogenarian....(say that 10x's fast)
--Married 4 times and holding.
--Giddyup....owns 300+ acres of horsies in KY.
--Owns a Golden Globe and a couple of Emmys.

--I'm smelling a victory this week!!

Marty
Dayton, OH

Monday, March 12, 2012

Less than 2 months until the Derby.


......my dream of being a jockey could be a reality.

Marty
Dayton, OH

Sunday, March 11, 2012

In this corner.....



...place your bets.

Marty

Saturday, March 10, 2012

....and how was your day?


$12/hour....and all you can eat.

Marty

Friday, March 9, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!

Well it turns out that the "lad in green" is far from Irish.
Samuel Horwitz aka Shemp Howard....
was more of a Lithuanian Jew.
.....and damn it if Mz. Maggie Pollard didn't know it again!!

You know.....
if Mr. Dave O'Connor would turn his
Thursday evening guesses
into Tuesday morning guesses.....
Pollard would be going DOWN!!

--An original 3 Stooge...
replaced by his brother Curly...
and returned after Curly's stroke at age 42.
--Drove through the front window of a barber shop in his teens....
never drove again.
--Big boxing fan...was returning from a fight one night with a friend and died while lighting a cigar in the back seat of a taxi......heart attack at age 60.
--His wife is a distant relative of U.S. Rep Barney Frank.
--He is mine and Alex Trebek's favorite Stooge.
--Appeared with John Wayne in the 1942 movie....."Pittsburgh"

Marty
Joliet, IL

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

You know you're in Indiana.....


......when your a red neckin'.....
storm chasin'.....
fool.

Stick with this one.....
you'll be glad you did.

Marty
Evansville, IN

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Trivia Tuesday!!

Welllll.......
Sure and begorrah....
if it isn't the first TT of March.

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the lad in green above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!

Hints....
--Married once......for 30 years.
--Was once in a movie with the answer from last week's TT.
--I like him more than his brothers.
--Had an auto accident as a teenager that shook him so that he never drove again.
--Died in the back of a taxi.....lighting up a stogie.

Marty
Jasper, IN

Monday, March 5, 2012

Big Wheelin'......


........my brother John needs
to get building me one of these!

Marty
Demotte, IN

Sunday, March 4, 2012

If I were a Carpenter......


.....too bad she didn't like the "other" drum sticks.

Marty

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Ahoy!!


.....I think I found my boat.

Marty

Friday, March 2, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!



Well the Duchess of TT sure know her Duke!!

Mz. Maggie Pollard was in with
Marion Robert Morrison
(aka John Wayne)
within 1 freeking minute on Tuesday!!
I'm changing all of my passwords immediately!!!

--Stopped in his hometown of Winterset Iowa earlier this week.
--3 wives....all of Latin descent.
--Converted to Roman Catholicism just before his death.
--Was a mean drunk....so all of his filming was done "before Noon" to avoid confrontation.
--6-pack a day cigarette smoker....
which led to lung and stomach cancer.
--Gave a great drunken commencement speech to a College ROTC group where he invented one of my favorite words.....
"Ri-Goddamn-diculous"

Click below to hear....

Great JW quote....
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.
It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learned something from yesterday

Marty
Chicago, IL

Thursday, March 1, 2012