Friday, November 30, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!!


.....and the winner is ME!!
So maybe it was too tough....
or maybe you were all shopped out and were napping
due to overdosing on tryptophan.....
but it's been a while since I pulled one out so I'll take it!!

Charles Monroe Schultz is sharing the stage with
Ronald Wilson Reagan celebrating the Apollo 10 mission.
Lunar module and the Command module were called Snoopy and
Charles "Charlie" Brown.

--Same birth date as another famous American.....ME!!
--Born in the great cold state of Minnesota.
--Which by the way is as just as boring as Iowa with a few extra lakes.
--His second wife survived an attempted kidnapping in 1988.
--Was awarded the Congressional Gold Medal....
 --With Ron Paul casting the only NO vote.
--Annually in the Top 10 of highest deceased wage earners.
--Sonoma County, California  Airport is named after him.
--As a kid I thought it would be a cool job to be a cartoonist....
Not that I had any skill in drawing....
but I thought that I could come up with ONE daily joke that was
funnier than "Nancy"
or "Family Circus" for Gods Sake.
......and that's how the blog started.

Marty
Tomah, WI

Thursday, November 29, 2012

My Christmas list grows.....



(1) Cheetah......spots optional.

Marty
Oak Creek, WI

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Free Soloing.....



.....look ma,
no rope!

Marty
Milwaukee, WI

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Trivia Tuesday Twofer!!!

We are back after our Turkey break....
With a Trivia Tuesday Twofer!!

But since I'm in the giving mood......
the guy on the left is POTUS #40.

Now to the bespectacled gentleman on the right....

Hints....
--born in the North Star State.
--had an association with NASA
--served as a staff sergeant in WWII
--ironically his Dad was from Germany
--a shy, timid student maybe the result of being the youngest in his class.
--his wife was almost kidnapped.
--has a Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame...(who doesn't?)
--Ron Paul apparently not a fan.
--he is in the US Figure Skating Hall of Fame....(who isn't?)
--has an airport named after him.
--long story....but he's kind of an inspiration for this blog.

Marty
Montgomery, MN
8*

Monday, November 26, 2012

Play this 50 times......



".......I'm feeling thankful for the small things today."

Marty
AARP Candidate
Montgomery, MN

Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Turkey Whisperer.......



......I know you're laughing.

Marty

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

We Have a Wiener!!!!


Howdeeeeeeee!
Mr. Dave O'Connor is giving Mr. Farrell
a run for his money with the first correct answer this week....
Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon.....
or aka Minnie Pearl.

Next week.....
someone under 100 years of age
to get Maggie out of her slump.

Marty

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!!



..............favorite day of the year,
and it's going to be a "lovely day".

Marty
Home

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Trivia Tuesday.....


Happy Turkey week!!

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the
"Lady in Red" above will be this week's Grand Prize winner
and will have TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days!!

Hints....
--once a proprietor of a fast food chain.
--breast cancer survivor.
--recovered from a double mastectomy.
--has her own Cancer Foundation
--TV star
--had a Top-10 song.
--would have been 100 if still with us.

Marty
South Milwaukee, WI

Monday, November 19, 2012

SuperKatie.....


Truth....
Justice....
and the American Way
is to charge $5 for
Superman Dippin' Dots.

Marty
Metropolis, IL

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Grand Ole Opry.....



Saw Little Jimmy Dickens sing this last night......
he's now 92 and
overdosing on rhinestones.

Marty
Nashville, TN

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Drive South.....



.....breakfast in Paducah.
.....lunch at the best bar in the world.

Marty
Robert's Western World
Nashville, TN

Friday, November 16, 2012

We Have a Weiner.....


Mr. David O'Connor......hello.
You are the first in this week with the one and only.....
Mr. Lawrence Leibel Harvey Zeiger.
or better known to you and me as
Larry King.

--His birthday is this coming Monday....
--11/19......the same as Ted Turner's.
--Larry will be turning 137.

Marty
Nashville, TN


Thursday, November 15, 2012

Hungry?



....and to think that I have two McDonalds only minutes from me.

Marty
Mattoon, IL

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

My Christmas List grows.....



.....one possessed Eli Wallach toaster.

Marty
Detroit, MI

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Trivia Tuesday.....

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Welcome to a cold TT and the first email to unobuckeroo@aol.com
to correctly name "Mr. Ice" above....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the
next 7 days.

Hints.....
--Married 8 times.....and holding.
--Type II Diabetic....
--Same Birthday as his boss....
--Author
--Has Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
--3 packer a day....
--Has a 50 year old son and a 12 year old son.

Marty
Warren, MI

Monday, November 12, 2012

Hey bitch....I'm a firetruck!


....now if GM could only make Impalas like this.

Marty
Detroit, MI

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Surfs UP!



Kite surfing before the onset of Hurricane Sandy.....
I think I could do this.

Marty

Friday, November 9, 2012

We Have a Weiner!!!


OK.....so how much more do I have to give!?
I put 5 of Lionel Richie's hit song titles into Tuesday's post....
(HELLO/EASY/ALL NIGHT LONG/TRULY/LADY)
and I get an "Arthur Ashe" guess!??

Please people....
FOCUS next week!!

Mr. James Farrell has just picked up the
TT Turkey
with his guess of
Lionel Brockman Richie Jr.
(Will someone fly Maggie home from
London before next Tuesday please!)

Some people forgot the Jr.....
and others don't know their Brockmans from their Brickmans.

--He grew up in Tuskegee, AL....but his family moved to Joliet
   while he was in H.S. and he graduated from Joliet East H.S.
--He starred in Tennis there....and won a scholarship to College.
--Daughter Nicole Richie was adopted....is one of his band mate's daughters.
--He is HUGE in Iraq.....Iraqi men get misty-eyed at the mention of his name.

Watch for yourself.....
http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video?id=7914163

Marty
Goreville, IL




Thursday, November 8, 2012

60 years of Campaign Ads.....



This message was approved by me.

Marty
Goreville, IL

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Dragon Baby!!



Marty
Goreville, IL

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Trivia Tuesday!!

Hello....
One word for this week.....
Easy.

First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name the
bespectacled fellow above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE
and TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.
(Nancy McNally is excused from this week's contest)

Hints....
--nothing to do with Politics....
but do VOTE TODAY!!
--Local H.S. athlete....won a College Scholarship for the sport he starred in.
--Known to go all night long.
--Truly....a one of a kind.
--Married twice...divorced twice.....
no lady now.
--was close to becoming a priest.
--Has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
--He is huge in Iraq.

RK public service announcement.....
In case you don't know where your Polling Place is for voting today....
click on the link below.....
http://www.yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

Marty
Goreville, IL

Monday, November 5, 2012

Bucket List.....



Macy's Parade is on  my Bucket List.
Big fan of the old balloons since I was a kid.....and still watch it every year.
This commercial is classic.

Marty
Springfield, IL

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Song of the Week.....


Note to self....
John has 12 albums out since
"Slow Turning"...
Get a move on.

Marty

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

BOO!! We Have a Wiener!!!



Congrats again to Mr. James Farrell this week to be the first in 
(even without the --technical glitch-- picture)
this week with the one and only Elvira or better known as....
Cassandra Peterson.

--Days after graduating from H.S.....she drove to Vegas.
--She was the youngest LasVegas showgirl at age 17.
--She met Elvis who told her to pursue her dream of singing/acting.
--She moved to Italy in the early 70's and was the lead singer of an Italian rock band.
--Was a very close friend of Vincent Price.
--Elvira has her own DC comic book.
--Appeared in Bond's "Diamonds are Forever"
--Appeared in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

Was literally "on" a Tom Waits album.....

So this wraps up TERROR Trivia Tuesday.....
now onto bigger things for November!

Congrats to Mr. Farrell again for guessing the "Trick".....

Now here's your
"Treat"!!
Marty
Mt. Morris, MI

Thursday, November 1, 2012

The iYacht.....



The yacht that Steve Jobs designed was unveiled this week
about a year after his death.....
The Venus.

--entirely made of aluminum.
--(7) 27" I-Macs in the Wheelhouse.
--260' long.
--he still tinkered with the design right up to his death and while it was already under construction.

"I know that it’s possible I will die and leave Laurene with a half-built boat," he said. "But I have to keep going on it. 
If I don’t, it’s an admission that I’m about to die."

Marty
Escanaba, MI