Saturday, December 31, 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011

Only 360 more shopping days until Xmas......


....these would look so great on my Impala.

Marty

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Roadkill Rejects 2011.....


Some clips that didn't make the 2011 Blog.

Marty

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Merry Christmas from The Johnson's!


Note to myself.......
good idea for next year!

Marty

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas.....


....early Terry Gilliam.....
pre-Monty Python.

Marty

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Only 1 more day left till Xmas.....


You could get me a Rollerman outfit......2XL.

Marty

Friday, December 23, 2011

Only 2 more days left till Xmas.....

A cowhide motorcycle suit will set you back $1,143.
Features:
- Incredible attention to detail, featuring form molded details like never before.
- Raised rib detailing on the sleeves, shoulders, legs, torso
and midsection perfectly replicating the look of rigid armor.
- Adjustable forearms, biceps, thighs and shin leather armor
allow for a personalized ‘custom’ body fit.
- Snap buttons on the cuffs and wrist zippers.
- Jacket and Pants zip together at the waist essentially converting this to a one-piece body suit.
- CE-approved body armor in the shoulders, forearms/elbow, back spine protector, thighs and knee/shin armor is standard for riders but is easily removed for day-to-day wear.

http://www.udreplicas.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=61

Marty

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Only 3 more days left till Xmas.....


These next few days will be spent giving my last minute
Christmas Gift suggestions to my loved ones....

You may take my hints....
or just buy me underwear.

Either way...I'm a happy man.

Marty

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Santa FAQs.....



.....more info on Santa than you needed to know.

Marty

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Vacation.....


Trivia Tuesday is on Christmas Vacation and will be returning
on TUESDAY, January 3rd of next year.
We are VERY busy this week shopping, eating, napping and watching the original Christmas Vacation movie...
over and over again.

Hope you all have the "Hap Hap Happiest" of Christmases
and you 2011 winners should be watching your mailbox.
And to you losers & wallflowers....
there's always next year!!



Marty

Monday, December 19, 2011

.....and how's your Monday?



Marty
Lockport, IL
Vacation till 2012!!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Amish Christmas Light Display....


.....wait for it......!

(Thanks to my RK correspondent in Cedarburg, WI!!)

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Xmas lights up?.....check!



Maribeth finally finished our lights.

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Friday, December 16, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!

Congrats little Jimmy Farrell for having this week's correct answer....
Mr. Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich.

Pretty weird but interesting dude.....
Take some time and read this before you vote!


This NY Times article is about 17 years old....but interesting.
Got to love his reasoning for divorcing his first teacher/wife....
He said:
'She's not young enough or pretty enough
to be the wife of a President.
And besides, she has cancer.'

and you wonder why we are in the boat we are in....
but I digress.
....did I mention that he's Catholic!?


Merry Holidays!

Marty
Siren, WI

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jinglelingle Bells.....



....another reason to hate cats.

Marty
Baldwin, WI

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Marketing 101.....

Get your Jesus Birthday Trees!!
......as seen in Cadillac, MI yesterday.
Merry Holidays!

Marty
Menasha, WI

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

Hello Tuesday!!
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly name Mr. Lambchop
above will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT BRAGGING RIGHTS for the next 7 days!!

Hints....

-Secretly dated his H.S. teacher.....and eventually married her.
-Went the other way with his new wife.....
she is a couple of "decades" younger than him.
-Has another wife inbetween...and by the way he's Catholic!
-His parents were only married for a few days.....and he's the result.
-Big dinosaur fan.
-No relation to Austin Powers.

Marty
Cadillac, MI

Monday, December 12, 2011

Winter Getaway.........

Hotel Kakslauttanen

Hotel Kakslauttanen

View the Northern Lights from your own personal glass Igloo.
About as close to the North Pole as you can get....
without being an Elf.


Marty
Toledo, OH

Sunday, December 11, 2011

To see....or not to see....



....that is the question.
Coming to you from the Farrelly Bros. in Spring 2012.

Marty

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Beep....Beep.


....and you thought the Ryan was bad.

Marty

Friday, December 9, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!

Mz. Maggie Pollard set the alarm clock early last Tuesday
and was first in with another person who sets her alarm clock early.....
my Black Friday Favorite.......
comedian Maria Bamford...
aka The Target Lady.

Thanks for the Deborah Norville guesses....I kind of see that now.
....but whoever guessed Bobby Valentine
(and you know who you are)
you need to hit the snooze button next week!

Here's some of her greatest hits....








....and my favorite...
"Don't touch the bow!"


Marty
Ottawa, IL

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Say Cheese!


Marty
Whiting, IN


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I do.....


Marty
Vandalia, IL

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Trivia Tuesday!!

OK Gang.....Happy December!
Only a couple of more TT's until Christmas!!
The Roadkill Elves are busy packing and shipping out TT GRAND PRIZES so be watching your mailboxes if you have been good boys and girls.

Back to this week....
First email to unobuckeroo@aol.com to correctly
name the lady holding the pooch....
will win this week's GRAND PRIZE and
TT Bragging Rights for the next 7 days.

Hints....
--her dad was a doctor in the Navy.
--you may have seen her on Leno or Kimmel.
--she is pretty busy this time of year.
--won't find her shopping at Wal*Mart.

That's all you get.....I need a win!

Marty
Ramsey, IL

Monday, December 5, 2011

The reason I don't have Sirius Radio.....

.....heard this pulling out of Cleveland on Sunday.
Is it wrong?


Reminded me of this.....


Marty
Whiting, IN

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Road trip.....

Me and the Mrs....
gettin' some culture this weekend......

in Cleveland!?!?!?

Severance Hall in Cleveland with the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra.
No....really......
Cleveland has an orchestra!!
(kind of a late B-Day gift to me)

Randy Newman performed Saturday night with the full CSO at a great concert venue.
Lots of hits along with scores from "The Natural" and "Toy Story".



"I Miss You" was a song written to
his ex-wife.....
great song....
and with the orchestra behind him I was
crying like Julia Roberts.

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Saturday, December 3, 2011

I know what you're thinking....


....your Christmas train looks pretty lame.

Marty
Cleveland, OH

Friday, December 2, 2011

We Have a Wiener!!!


Mr. James P. Farrell was the first one in this week with
James Maury "Jim" Henson.

--The Muppet creator was born in Greenville, Mississippi.
--He died of pneumonia at age 53...
only weeks after this Arsenio Hall clip above.
--He didn't want to go to the hospital....or impose on anyone for help.
--He died just days before selling the Muppets to Disney.
--Had two Hollywood Stars...one for him...one for Kermit.
--No one was allowed to wear black at his funeral.
--The pic....it's not "easy being green".

Worth it to watch "Clifford" at the end of this Arsenio clip.....
Clifford is voiced by Kevin Clash...who also voices ELMO.

Marty
Chicago, IL

Thursday, December 1, 2011

On this first day of December.....


......think warm thoughts!!

Mr. Farrell and I will accomplish this next summer...
me on the dock.....
and Jim in a kayak

Marty
Rushville, IN