Thursday, May 20, 2010

New Job for Kenny Williams......

But seriously....let's run these starting 5 averages.
AJ Pierzynski.....batting .200
Carlos Quentin....batting .200
Gordon Beckham....batting .188
Mark Teahan.......batting .221
Alexi Ramirez.....batting .234

Now....how about these starting 5??
Aaron Rowand......batting .270
Juan Uribe........batting .274
Scott Podsednik...batting .305
Jim Thome.........batting .253
Nick Swisher......batting .293


Oh.....
pretty good you say....
the problem is....
THEY DON'T START FOR US ANYMORE!

MVP Jermaine Dye....still sitting at home with no team?
I'll even take a Pablo Ozuna or Brian Anderson cheap.

Hell....I'll play for free and hit .188.

I'm on strike until Ozzie and/or Kenny is gone...
....can't go to Wrigley either....
I hear the Twins new stadium is sweet...
who's up for a roadtrip?
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/05/williams-no-trades-on-horizon-for-white-sox.html

Marty
Waterloo, IN

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