Saturday, December 29, 2012

If I were a Realtor......


this is how the conversation would go.........

Me: This is a beautiful 3-bed, 3-bath home right on Lake Michigan for an unbelievable price.

You:.....but it's in South Milwaukee, WI.

Me: Did I mention the private beach access????

You:.....but it's in South Milwaukee, WI.

Me: Did I mention the breath taking views through the floor to ceiling windows????

You:.....but it's in South Milwaukee, WI

Me: Did I mention that Miller Products are much fresher here????

You:.....I'll take it.


Marty 
South Milwaukee, WI



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